Cadets Joke Submissions.
Cadets are invited to submit their own jokes via the Sqn Web Address. Jokes will be moderated so please keep them clean.
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
Without a spade?
Dougless!
LOL!! rubbish ey!
2 blondes walk into a bar... you would have thought one of them would have seen it!!
sorry ill stop now :)
From Macky
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. Who gets to the bottom 1st??
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions
Doug
Without a spade?
Dougless!
LOL!! rubbish ey!
2 blondes walk into a bar... you would have thought one of them would have seen it!!
sorry ill stop now :)
From Macky
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff. Who gets to the bottom 1st??
The brunette, because the blonde has to stop and ask for directions
wat u call a french man walkin on the beach?? Phlilp folop
its the eairly bird that catches the worm but, the second mouse that gets the cheese!!
Thank you Cpl Rickhuss.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said," No, the steaks are too high."
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet," let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?
Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy"
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted," Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
its the eairly bird that catches the worm but, the second mouse that gets the cheese!!
Thank you Cpl Rickhuss.
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said," No, the steaks are too high."
A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is
there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet," let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?
Because he's cross-eyed? ""No, because he's really heavy"
A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted," Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
These made me laugh, so i thought i'd share them
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
.'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' - "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " - ' Is it common? "It's not unusual."
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number
to climb as digging continues into the night
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you
give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
.'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' - "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. " - ' Is it common? "It's not unusual."
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in
several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.
Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number
to climb as digging continues into the night
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the
craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.